Beaming White Forever White Headset kit turns you into a grinning monster


Ok, yeah. Where to start here? This teeth whitening kit by Beaming White, called Forever White, can also double as sort of LED-enabled hellscape. The kit has you applying a hydrogen peroxide gel to your teeth, then using the included cheek retractors to stretch out into a rueful smile, then letting the blue LEDs activate the gel’s superpowers.

Look at this guy! He certainly is, um, forever white. Don’t worry. That’s not all. No the kit also comes with a headset, so you can play your favorite MP3s as you, um, wait. Or something.

The wholesale site where this kit can be found advertises “terrific high-profit margins.” We are fairly sure that is the only thing terrific about this product. Just kidding guys!